Funny Punny Sayings
SOME FUNNY PUNNY SAYINGS
- A good pun is its own reword.
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors callwhat they do "practice"?
- Don't marry a tennis player -love means nothing to them.
- Common sense is the leastcommon of all senses.
- When everything's coming your way,you're in the wrong lane.
- Why are they called apartments,when they're all stuck together?
- Why do scientists call it researchwhen looking for something new?
- If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
- If con is the opposite of pro,is Congress the opposite of progress?
- The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Bacteria: the only culture some people have.
- I just got lost in thought…it was unfamiliar territory.
- I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- The differences between theory and practiceare greater in practice than they are in theory.
- Everyone has a photographic memory.Some don't have film.
- The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
- I'm a kleptomanic. What can I take for it?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianistbut a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
- In a nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal.
- Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- I was a banker, but lost interest.
- Diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your genes.
- Help stamp out philatelists.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Rehab is for quitters.
- Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.
- I won't rise to the occasion,but I'll slide over to it.
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