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  There is nothing simple or ordinary about his paper art. Where we would simply use a piece of paper and a pair of scissors, Calvin uses everything you could possibly think of to carve, cut and rip perfect details onto his creations. The motifs are all wildlife, and that must be one of the hardest categories of things to make with paper since there are sometimes impossible details on animals. These details are amazing, and I can't even fathom the time it must have taken to create these masterpieces of art.

               SOME FUNNY PUNNY SAYINGS A good pun is its own  reword . Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call  what they do " practice "? Don't marry a tennis player -  love  means nothing to them. Common sense is the least  common of all senses. When everything's coming your way,  you're in the wrong lane. Why are they called apartments,  when they're all stuck together? Why do scientists call it research  when looking for something new? If 4 out of 5 people  suffer  from diarrhea.. . does that mean that one enjoys it? If con is the opposite of pro,  is Congress the opposite of progress? The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected. How is it possible to have a  civil  war? Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Bacteria: the only culture some people have. I just got lost in thought…it was unfamiliar territory. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? W

In Darkness (NR) Released: 01/27/2012 Movie Info Showtimes and Tickets One for the Money (PG13) Released: 01/27/2012 Recently divorced and desperate for a job following a string of misfortunes, 30-year-old Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl) goes to work at her cousin's bail bond business, and begins investigating her first case. On the plus side, Stephanie proves to be a resourceful employee with a skill for ferreting out the truth; on the minus side, her first case is that of a Trenton, NJ cop who broke her heart in high school and now stands accused of murder. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi Photos | Movie Info Showtimes and Tickets Albert Nobbs (R) Released: 01/27/2012 Glenn Close co-wrote and stars in this period drama based on the short story -The Singular Life of Albert Nobbs by author George Moore, centering on the experiences of a 19th century Irish woman who poses as a man in order to work as a butler at an opulent Dublin hote